z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

(via necrophilofthefuture)

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

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iphoneicarly:

only 7 billion followers away from dominating the world!! promo me please :))

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richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via 10000bc)

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

(via siguesiendoverdad)

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

(via mondaymorningfallinlove)