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Pam: I haven’t heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn’t he? He’s totally qualified, and smart, everyone loves him. And if he never comes back again, that’s okay. We’re friends. And I’m sure we’ll stay friends. We just… we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down and then he did the same to me, but you know what? It’s okay. I am totally fine. Everything’s gonna be totally—
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Michael: Pizza! A great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza.
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